This one comes from Chad from the Moleskinerie Google Group. His brother says …
The toaster is the worst invention of man. It’s soul purpose is to burn things. It take something someone worked very hard to make, and burns it. It rapes it with fire, until you can’t eat it, unless you put something on it. Butter, jam, whatever you desire. Of course, these things will spoil unless you keep them refridgerated. So now you need running electricity and a fridge, plus a spredding utensil. If you had just eaten the bread and been happy, you could have saved time, money, and self-esteem.
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