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Well shit I figure if this is gonna be my first meme I might as well make it long as hell right? I got it from Idiot on a Stick who does not remember where they got it, so consider this meme being started over.

1. Are you an innie or an outie? Innie.
2. Have you ever worn bell-bottoms? No thank god …
3. Have you ever written a song? No
4. Can you make change for a dollar right now? I dont carry cash on me
5. Have you ever been in the opposite sex’s public toilet? Yes once in tucson … long story onvolving very confusing signs!
6. Have you ever smelled your own feet? Umm of course …
7. Do you like ketchup on or beside your french fries? Beside, i’m a dipper!
8. Can you touch your tongue to your nose? Not even close :(
9. Have you ever been a boy/girl scout? Yes a boy scout … scouts honor
10. Have you ever broken a mirror? Nope
11. Have you ever put your tongue on a frozen pole? Everyone does it when they are young
12. What is your biggest pet peeve? Ignorance, and most people on this planet.
13. Do you slurp your drink after it’s gone? Depends on the drink …
14. Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk? Oh yeah
15. Would you rather eat a big mac or a whopper? Subway?
16. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? Only once
17. When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic? Technically you dont “ask” for plastic they kinda give it to you, if you want paper you have to get on your knees and beg
18. True or false: you would rather eat steak than pizza. I’d rather have crappy pizza than crappy steak but if the steak is good then steak all the way!
19. Did you have a baby blanket? I left it with my mum when I moved out, and I bought a big boy blanket!
20. Have you ever tried to cut your own hair? Nope, only professionals get to mess with my wig.
21. Have you ever sleepwalked? Wouldnt know, I was most likely asleep.

22. Have you ever had a birthday party at mcdonalds? Good lord no, I would never eat at McDonalds …. again.
23. Can you flip your eye-lids up? Nope
24. Are you double jointed? In my left thumb only, how useful is that.
25. If you could be any age, what age would you be? 21
26. Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair? Nope.
27. Have you ever thrown-up after a roller coaster ride? Never.
28. What is your dream car? 2002 Nissan Skyline GT-R
29. What is your favorite cartoon of all time? Fraggle Rock
30. Would you go swimming in shallow waters where, one year earlier, a shark had attacked a child? I dont swim ….
31. This question was missing. The answer is 42
32. Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit? Yes! SOOOOO good LOL
33. If you were in a car sinking in a lake, what would you do first? Take off my seat belt?
34. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? Nope.
35. Can you pick something up with your toes? Small things.
36. How many remote controls do you have in your house? Oh god in the house? Shit prolly 10-15.
37. Have you ever fallen asleep in school? I slept through freshmen and sophomore year.
38. How many times have you flown in an airplane in the last year? None.
39. How many foreign countries have you visited? Do Canada and Mexico count?
40. If you were out of shape, would you compete in a triathlon if you were somehow guaranteed to win a big, gaudy medal? No.
41. Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and happy? Depends on how happy I am.
42. If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float? Breakdance.
43. Question is missing. The answer is still 42.
44. Do you ask for directions when you are lost? Sure, WHEN im lost.
45. Have you ever had a mexican jumping bean? Yes.
46. Are you more like cinderella or alice in wonderland? Alice in wonderland - Cinderella is to much of a Cinderella story, makes me sick
47. Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box of crayons with broken points? Ummm … crayons I guess?
48. Do you prefer light or dark bread? Depends on the brand. Some wheat bread is REALLY good and some white break sucks.
49. Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs? Fried.
50. Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas? Nope *knock on wood*
51. Do you talk in your sleep? Again … im asleep so I wouldnt know. Man that would be bad if you woke YOURSELF up with your talking in your sleep.
52. Would you rather shovel snow or mow the lawn? Shovel snow. I miss it :(
53. Would you rather be bitten by a poisonous snake or constricted by a python? You can survive poison bites, but if a python’s got you hes going for the kill.
54. Have you ever played in the rain? Oh yeah, fun fun fun!
55. Which do you think is more dangerous: an angry bear or a hungry white shark? The bear, I heard sharks dont like humans.
56. Would you climb a very high tree to save a kitten? Shit the cat got up there he can get his ass down. Hes prolly got a better chance of surviving than me.
57. Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? Yeah, one are boots, the other is a wallet.
58. Do you drink pepsi or coke? No caffeine for this geek!
59. What’s your favorite number? 42!! No seriously its 7.
60. If you were a car, would you be an suv or a sports car? Sports car.
61. Have you ever accidentally taken something from a hotel? Yeah … accidentally ……
62. Would you blow your nose at the dinner table? Ewww thats gross!
63. Have you ever slipped in the bathtub? Yeah once, people were all tryin to get in to help me, I was like get the hell out I aint dying!
64. Do you use regular or deodorant soap? Suave peach mango baby!
65. Have you ever locked yourself out of the house? I’ve been locked out of the house by other people because I didnt bring my keys, does that count towords my stupidity?
66. Would you rather make your living as a singing cowboy or as one of the simpsons voices? Simpsons definately, who the hell wants to be a cowboy.
67. If you could invite any movie star to your home for dinner, who would it be? Jenna Jameson? Clothing optional :)
68. Have you ever gotten a truck driver to honk his horn? All the time, I <3 roadtrips!
69. Which would you rather live with: a huge nose or crossed eyes? Huge nose, they have plastic surgery for that.
70. Would you hang out with someone your best friend didn’t like? Yeah sure, my friends dont rule me.
71. Would you hang out with someone your best friend liked, but you didn’t like? Yeah probably.
72. Have you ever returned a gift? Nope.
73. Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you? Nope.
74. Seems to be missing too. The answer to this one is 43
75. How many pairs of shoes do you own? Like … 3? The other 2 are old shoes I havent gotten around to throwing away yet.
76. If your grandmother gave you a gift that you already have, would you tell her? Yeah of course.
77. Do you sing in the car? All the time.
78. Would you rather jump into a dumpster or into a vat of honey? Depends on the dumpster … gimme a nice dumpster at an office builing in suburbiaville, USA and ill take that over honey every day. However if were talking back of a chinese restaraunt in new york … im divin into honey head first.
79. What is your favorite breed of dog? Yorkshire Terrier probably, but I would just get a cat if im gonna get a small dog, cats are smarter.
80. Would you donate money to feed starving animals in the winter? Starving animals? Sounds like natural selection to me.
81. If you were a bicycle, would you be a stingray or a mountain bike? WTF is a stingray?
82. What is your least favorite fruit? Melon.
83. What kind of fruit have you never had? Cant think of any, but im sure there are some.
84. If you won a $5,000 shopping spree to any store, which store would you pick? Can I pick pricewatch.com? If not, probably Fry’s Electronics.
85. What brand sports apparel do you wear the most? Sports apparel is for sports oriented people, which I am not.
86. Are/were you a good student? Was a great student as far as knowing everything, slacked off on doing my work but aced the tests.
87. Among your friends, who could you arm wrestle and beat? Maybe me 12 year old sister … if I was lucky.
88. If you had to choose, what branch of the military would you be in? Does CIA count as military? Possibly the airforce.
89. Would you ever parachute out of a plane? Been wanting to for a long time.
90. What do you think is your best feature? HAH!
91. If you were to win a grammy, what kind of music would it be for? Good music?
92. What is your favorite season? Probably fall now that I dont have to worry about going back to school. Used to be spring though.
93. How many members do you have in your immediate family? Not sure on the defanition of ‘imediate’ … but 5 blood, 12 legal, all mothers/fathers or brothers/sisters. My parents get around LOL
94. Which of the five senses is most important to you? A picture is worth a thousand words, but touch is a very nice one as well.
95. Would you be a more successful painter or singer? Umm, I would probably suck at both of them equally.
96. What’s with these missing questions? Im telling you, the answer is 42!!
97. How many years will/did you end up going to college? I dont ever plan on completely giving up on learning.
98. Have you ever had surgery? Yes, on my toe, that was interesting.
99. Would you rather be a professional figure skater or professional football player? Football players get more money, and dont have to wear tights.
100. What do you like to collect? Nothing really.